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The TV is my shepherd

The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.

It makes me lie down on the sofa.

It leads me away from the Scriptures.

It destroys my soul.

It leads me in the paths of sex and violence

For the sponsor's sake.

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,

There will be no interruption,  for the TV is with me.

It prepares a commercial before me

In the presence of my worldliness;

It anoints my head with Humanism,

My coveting runneth over.

Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life;

And I shall dwell in the house

Watching TV forever.                                                           

Author Unknown

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